Pea brain

My car was stuck in between 2 cars this morning..

I thought of driving my car to work but got annoyed instead.

Stupid people.

Luckily we have 2 cars.

What if we only had 1 and there's an emergency and we desperately need to use it.

Ni susah tinggal dengan kelompok mentality dunia ketiga.

Pagi2 dah buat aku naik angin... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Siapa tau berapa harga alat yang clamp tayar tu? Aku nak beli. Nanti siapa parking kat depan kereta aku, aku nak clamp.

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Natural beauty

Rasenye saya tak ada.. Hehehehe

Ditambah pulak extra 10kg.. Urghhhh..

Anyway, minggu yang malang sebab tertinggal serkup tudung yang dibasuh di rumah Mama..

Maka hasilnya, pergi kerje dengan sedaya upaya menutup rambut daripada keluar2 daripada tudung.. Dan cube mengelak dari keluar bilik selalu, nanti nampak rambut sebab tudung bawal ni jarang..

Lepas tu, entah apa tak kene, jerawat naik menimbun2. Tiap hari pakai Aspirin Mask yang digaul bersama madu. selang 3 hari saya exfoliate, kalau tak, hanya tepek2 kat muka selama 10minit.

Teruja membaca rakan blogger yang pergi SK-II facial treatment. Kata beliau, kulitnya banyak jerawat masa zaman muda mudi dulu. tapi setelah setia bersama SK-II sejak 2 tahun dulu, kulitnya jadi cantik. Tiba2 terasa nak beli pack SK-II. Consult dengan Noni, Noni said, "U better try cheaper product first. Kalau teruk sangat, pergi skin specialist" ehehe

I have read a lot about skincare products. It's about trial and error. Product A may be good for Z but it may not work for Y. Geddit? The trial and error costs $$$$. And some may say, product A will show signs of improvement after a few months.. It's very risky to your money..

Noni menasihati supaya memakai clay mask setiap malam. And drink plain water banyak2, pastu exercise. Sweating ditch away body toxins..

Suami pula, menasihati pergi buat rawatan resdung Permat* H*jrah..

Which one should I try first?? :D

Zits, my bestfriend forever. Never leaves me since puberty.. *sigh*

Gear 5 once again?

And if she had made up her mind, then I'm so dead..

It will be my fourth time now..

Eventhough I'll be getting extra cash, what is money compares to time and all the stress I'll be having..

Bells

It's not advisable to put a collar with bell on a cat because it may disrupt it's nature to catch mice. Well, the mice may runaway when they hear the sound of the bell.
However, pet cats nowadays hardly catch anything. So, it doesn't make any difference, does it?

Meanwhile, for Muslim women:

Nauzubillah hi minzalik

It's a date..

HP7, Thursday, Wangsa Walk, 11.20am, twinseat - checked!

It doesn't seem appropriate to go for a movie on Wednesday, so Thursday instead.. Cheaper and more time to spend together..

200 pages to go on HP7 novel, khatam kali ke berapa entah. And I still cried when Dobby died and Harry dug Dobby's grave with his bare hands.. Sobs..

Oopppss, spoiler for those who haven't read the book..

Dislike

Tahu, nama aku ade orang buat lagu. Tapi tak perlu lah bila selisih dengan aku, lalu depan bilik aku, nak nyanyi lagu tu.

Aku rimas tahu.

Pastu kenapa selalu nak komen muka aku garang, muka aku pucat, aku jarang senyum.

Aku tak senyum dengan orang yang buat aku rimas.

eh, eh, nape tibe2 guna aku? Emosi terganggu.. maafin :D

Jealous??

Aku kecewa kenapa aku tak diraikan semasa pemergian nak pergi DPA?? Oh kenapa? kenapa??!!!

Hahaha, ko ni tak habis2 nak jeles ar. Dah bukan rezeki ko..

Oh, baiklah..

Hari ni buat makan2 meraikan pemergian staf yang keluar bahagian DAAAAAAAN juga sorang staf ni yang nak pergi DPA.. (WHAT?!!) Siapa lagi yang kat bahagian die meraikan perpisahan sebab nak pergi DPA supaya aku tak rasa pelik, sila angkat tangan. Ok, takyah angkat, tak nampak..

patplohsatu kene bayar rm15 tapi aku tak makan pun. Mestilah mahu makan dengan si suami tinggi. Tengok muka suami, makan dengan suami dapat pahala. Aku nak pahala.

Lagipun, dalam ucapan orang yang nak pergi DPA itu (siap ucapan ok) ada menyelit berita gembira yang isteri beliau disahkan mengandung. Aku sekarang tak boleh la dengar perkataan mengandung.

Orang lain pun semua ucap tahniah bagai, aku jadi orang extra emosi, aku blah dari bilik mesyuarat tersebut. Tahu, tahu, aku tak patut buat macam tu, tak profesional. Tapi aku extra sensitif.

Minta maaf.. Sekian..

High heels

Kalau dah pendek tu, buat cara pendek demi kesihatan kaki anda.. Nasihat untuk diri sendiri.. hehehe

New style

Received via email. Worth sharing:

Sumber Dari Seorang Kawan:

Semalam, saya sampai ke ofis agak awal. Jadi saya duduk dululah dalam kereta sambil mendengar lagu. Tiba-tiba, terkejut saya apabila ternampak kereta peronda polis berhenti dibelakang saya. Dengan penuhgaya, seorang polis datang ke arah saya.

"Selamat Pagi, Cik Kak.."
"Errr selamat pagi"..jawab saya, dengan nada yang terkejut. Tahu yang saya nampak panik, polis tu tersenyum sambil berkata:

" Selalu ke ofis, memandu sorang diri ke?"..

"Errr.. ya, saya sorang je. Apahal Encik..?"

"Beginilah, saya cuma nak menasihatkan awak saja. Awak tak buat kesalahan apa-apa, jangan takut. Cuma...macam yang kita semua tahu, sekarang banyak betul berlaku gejala ragut, rogol, cederakan, bunuh.. berlaku kepada wanita. Orang-orang yang
tak sihat ni, selalunya akan perhatikan dulu mangsa mereka, beberapa hari sebelum dia nak mengganas".

"Saya nasihatkan awak, jangan terlalu menghias kereta yang boleh menggambarkan sesebuah kereta kepunyaan wanita. Kalau boleh, anak-anak patung dan bunga-bunga, jangan diletak didalam kereta. Biar 'mereka' susah nak membezakan kereta lelaki
dan kereta wanita. Lagipun hiasan anak-anak patung ni memang menjadi pemikat kepada mereka-mereka yang suka bersembunyi dicelah kereta, terutamanya dikompleks-kompleks beli-belah untuk mencari mangsa. Sebab mereka tahu, hanya wanita saja yang suka
menghias kereta dengan anak patung nih".

"Banyak kes ragut di tempat parking, mendapati penjenayah berada ditepi kereta mangsa, beberapa minit, sebelum mangsa sampai.. Dan salah satu cara mereka nak tahu kereta tu milik wanita atau lelaki, ialah melalui keadaan dan rupa dalaman kereta itu. Jadi berhati-hatilah, jaga diri baik-baik". kata polis itu lagi sebelum berlalu.

"Terima Kasih encik.." jawab saya, bertambah-tambah pucat. Errrrrrrr... . betul jugak. Tiba-tiba terus perasaan takut menjelma. Sebelum ni tak ada pulak. Memang tak terfikir saya sebelum ni, yang hiasan kereta juga mengundang bahaya.

Hmmmm... nampaknya Hello Kitty, Pooh dan kawan-kawannya tak boleh lagi berjalan-jalan bersama Kancil saya. Kena duduk kat rumah aje.

Moral of the story:
Hiasan kereta bukan saja menarik kanak-kanak, tetapi juga menarik penjenayah!!
-> Kepada semua pemandu wanita, JAGA DIRI!! Tolong sebarkan kepada yang tersayang

Maka dengan itu, tak perlulah letak segala pasu bunga, pokok bunga, kusyen, tilam bantal bagai dalam kereta..

Women...

Not mine, repost:

Para wanita hendaklah mengambil pengajaran daripada pohon semalu dari 4 aspek:

Pertama, pohon semalu akan kuncup apabila disentuh. Ini boleh dibaratkan bahawa wanita perlu mempunyai perasaan malu (pada tempatnya).

Kedua, semalu mempunyai duri yang tajam untuk mempertahankan dirinya. Oleh itu, wanita perlu tahu mempertahankan diri dan maruah sebagai wanita muslim.

Ketiga, semalu juga mempunyai akar tunjang yang amat kuat dan mencengkam bumi. Ini bermakna wanita solehah hedaklah mempunyai keterikatan yang sangat kuat dengan Allah Rabbul 'Alamin.

Keempat, semalu akan kuncup dengan sendirinya apabila senja menjelang.Oleh itu para wanita sekalian,kembalilah ke rumahmu apabila waktu semakin senja.

Ambillah pengajaran dari semalu walaupun ia hanya sepohon tumbuhan yang kecil.

No wonder my parents didn't allow me to go out after Maghrib..

Dan, tak suka pulak tengok yang ada bonggol tinggi2 kat kepala. Maka saya jumpa ini:

To buy or not to buy

The thing about online shopping is that, it can be very addictive. Especially those websites which you had experienced their good quality products and tiptop services.

And hoyeah, today is payday.. Been updating my budget sheet in excel yesterday and.....

I have to stick to my budget plan. period.

Sis Yanie's contena from UK had arrived.. So I need to pay all the products I've ordered.. Phew..

I put my monthly savings in TH and I left some in the salary account just in case I'm in emergency need of money, then I can just cucuk the ATM machine while if TH, you have to fill in the form, wait for your turn, get your thumbs dirtied with that ink-thing and it only runs on weekdays.

So, if I'm unabled to fight my desires to buy things, I can still click the "submit" button while ordering stuff online since I know I still have a small sum in cimbeng.. Bahaya, bahaya..

I've resisted a few stuff.. And I'm so proud of myself.. teeheeeheeee

But when Nawar commented on how Miracle Water works wonders on her skin, terus rasa macam nak try.. hahaha.. Ah, the black acne scars won't disappear on this fair skin of mine.. It's ugly..

Cant' wait for December's payday which is in 40 days. Start counting.. hahaha

Happy payday everyone.. Don't overspend eh :D

It should be no problem

PC di pejabat adalah benda yang paling rapat dengan saya di pejabat ni.. Ianya telah bersama saya sejak Mei 2007 kami menghabiskan masa bersama selama 8 jam sehari, 5 hari seminggu.. Bila PC ini jatuh sakit kerana serangan virus yang melampau, hard-disknya rosak, saya pun rasa sedih sebab orang IT tak back-up emel dalam Outlook saya.. Grrrrrr, geram.. Geram dan susah hati pun tak guna. PC yang diformat tanpa buat back-up outlook, memang takkan boleh retrieve emel2 tersebut.. Buat ape susah hati atas perkara yang menangis air mata darah pun takkan boleh berubah.

Ini work-station saya.. Memang tak 5S langsung :D

1. Pokok pemberian mama.
2.Telefon hadiah kawin. Masih berdiri teguh. Harus diletak berdekatan kerana kami suami isteri masih bersms sentiasa seperti pasangan berchinta.
3. Itu Ron, pemberian Naz, hadiah harijadi yang ke-23.
4. Itu rerama comel yang boleh letak gambar tapi belum letak gambar lagi.
5. Wajiblah ada gambar lelaki terhensem di dunia.
6. Mug flusk - barang pertama yang dibeli mase masuk kerja. Ala2 ciri wanita korporat gitu bila letak atas meja. Wajib minum 6 mug sehari..
7. Itu doa yang diamalkan setiap pagi supaya bekerja dengan baik dan berkat.

Borak2 dengan orang IT, dia kate effing secure tu tak berkesan pun, maka saya pun telah ambil insiatif untuk install:

Yay, hanya spent sejumlah wang, lebihan lesen sorang budak kat L*wyat.net ni dan pc saya protected selama 365 hari. Effing secure dah di'uninstall..

Ape lah sangat untuk aset kerajaan teman sejati saya..

Ok, kembali bekerja dengan semangat :)

Another plan..

a. There are days when you felt like doing nothing when stepping into your office room, rasa nak tidur dan boring jer..
b. There are days when you work like crazy, semua laju2 sampai tak makan lunch pun tak rasa lapar..
c. And there are days where you work as usual, tak laju, tak juga lembab lepastu kejap2 cari kudap2an ape dalam laci..

Yang paling ideal adalah b, tapi jangan la sampai tak makan..

Tapi harini saya adalah a..

1. sebab pms.
2. sebab berat cuma turun 300g, itu pun ralat plus minus kot.

omg, ni cerita pasal berat badan lagi ke?

ehehehe..

Diet hancur minggu lepas sebab:
a. Pergi outstation ke Temerloh, hospital jamu nasi kerabu for morning break (nasi utk morning break tu!) then gulai ikan patin for lunch.. Hancur..
b. Belakang buku lali sakit lepas tu lutut pun sakit, jadi tak pergi jogging..
c. Asyik makan keropok je sebab minggu lepas cuacanya mendung2 saja, sesuai betul makan keropok goreng dan teh'o ais limau.

On certain things, I'm very impatient. Macam nak hilangkan jerawat kat muka, malam ni pakai dalacin-T dah expect sok muka licin bak kulit telur.. Dan lagi satu, nak turunkan berat badan, seminggu tak makan nasi dah expect badan turun 3kg.. peh.. camtu, takdela orang gemok kat dunia ni..

So, I reviewed my diet plan.
1. I can't live without carbs. I love fruits and bread.. I can live without rice, but without fruits, tak boleh..
2. I hate drinking that supplementary drink. I had to add in ribena so it will taste better. Lepas tu mata merah berair tahan nak muntah.

Again, I'm changing the plan. (See, tak sampai sebulan dah tukar plan...)

I did some reading yesterday about fitness and dieting, then I came across this real life story from a girl who manage to cut down 10kgs without having to diet or did strenuous exercise.

Add on to all those reading, I came up with this plan:
1. Brisk walking EVERYDAY for not less than an hour. Calories start burning after 20mins of continuous physical activity. Since I hate jogging, brisk walking for 1 hour per day won't feel that stressful eh? Jalan laju2 la, jangan jalan macam couple teenagers pergi dating, saja jalan lambat2 supaya lambat sampai destinasi..
2. No unhealthy fatty snacks in between meals. Say no to chocolates, keropok2, biskut2 (Biskut kering Jacob's untuk orang berpantang tu boleh la). Bila rasa lapar craving for tidbits, minum air suam, makan buah atau makan roti high fibre.
3. Aktiviti mengelap rumah dikerapkan. Dulu sekali seminggu, sekarang 2x seminggu.
4. Wash clothes manually. Selain menambah aktiviti fizikal, kurang juga bundut baju bawak balik ke rumah mama tiap hujung minggu. hehehe

This plan should last for at least 6 months.. On my 27th birthday, I MUST have the weight like when I was 19.. Kamarul Redzuan Nali sila jangan gelak

I want to print this plan + a picture of Yaya kurus and place it everywhere in the house dengan tajuk PLAN 26 APRIL 2011 BERAT 48kg.

Say no to:

Chocolate sedap dalam locker kat office..

Pada ketika ini, Yaya sedang menahan diri supaya tidak mencapai coklat tersebut.. Merana siut...

On babies

Me, not good with babies, toddlers or kids?? Oh please.. Bukan nak riak but I've taken care of my baby bro since he was a baby. And Ma used to leave him with me when she went out buying groceries or did some other business outside while I was merely 8 and he was only 1++ years old.. And I play with my sisters' children and Wan's anak buah..

So when one commented I'm not good with kids may be the reason why I'm not conceived yet is totally unacceptable and very insensitive. What is happening to our community now? Semua main cakap lepas je..

I love kids and I do wish to have one or 2 or a few bunch of them.

But I don't just cuddle some other people's baby, give them a kiss or fondle them because I fear I might transfer germs or give them disease. The most I would do is pinch the cheek or hold their hands and before that, I'll make sure that my hands are clean.. And I will never go near them if I'm not feeling well.. Babies are fragile small people..

That's me people..

Take a break.. Sticky post

Something I received via email..

MOMENTS IN LIFE

There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!

When the door of happiness closes, another opens
But often times we look so long at the
Closed door that we don't see the one,
Which has been opened for us

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
Because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Dream what you want to dream
Go where you want to go
Be what you want to be,
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things you want to do.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily
Have the best of everything;
They just make the most of
Everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always
Be based on a forgotten past;
You can't go forward in life until
You let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying
And everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
You're the one who is smiling and everyone
Around you is crying.

Don't count the years - count the memories...

Wealthy students

Bermewah2 dan pergi clubbing bila dapat duit biaya siswa.. <-- aktiviti segelintir siswa siswi.. Hujung sem makan nasi dengan telur..

Saya terkejut bila mendengar amaun biaya siswa dalam negara yang diluluskan oleh uhuk, uhuk ni pada tahun 2007 ditingkatkan sebanyak 67% per tahun.. Amaunnya sangat2 banyak.. (Lepastu fikir2 balik, 2007 selepas tu 2008 ada buat, ehem, ehem..)

Bayangkan pada zaman saya, yuran per semester dalam julat RM1-2K ikut berapa banyak kredit hour yang diambil dan tambahan sikit bagi yang tinggal di kolej kediaman uni, maka ada lebihan dalam 1K++. Bagi siswi penjimat seperti saya, uhuk, uhuk, boleh save dalam 500 ke 800/sem, kumpul2 lepastu pergi buat braces..haha

Dan sekarang, fuh, banyak betul.. Standard tu pada zaman saya, hanya budak Pet*****, Es**, Sh***, M****** je. PTPTpuu pun dalam range cukup2 boleh hidup seperti budak biaya siswa gomen ni.

Saya setuju jika review kadar dibuat untuk course2 kritikal seperti Medic, Dental dan sealiran, tapi untuk course lain yang tak berapa mahal, rase macam tak relevan. Boleh naik ikut kenaikan taraf hidup tapi kenapa banyak sangat?? Lepastu, saya tertanya pulak, budak U**M dapat kadar sama ke sebab setahu saya yuran di sana dalam beberapa ratus je per sem. Perlu tanya penyain surat tu lagi. Sejak aritu asyik kacau dia pasal perkara ni. haha

Pemilihan adalah computerized, syarat pertama, mesti dapat pointer ditetapkan kemudian lihat tanggungan dan pendapatan isi rumah..

Adik saya bengang. sebab, ehem.. Tidak dapat dinyatakan di sini, sensitif..

Ape2 pun, saya kata pada adik saya, biarlah apa orang nak buat, yang penting adalah keberkatan duit yang diterima. Lepas tu, ayat garang sikit, belajar2 la jimat dah tahu mama papa tanggung..hehehehe.. JANGAN NGADA NAK ADA AWEK!!! Dan beliau juga sedang berusaha gigih untuk skor sem 1 dan apply sekali lagi.. Good Luck :)

Tomorrow should be better than today

When I was little, when BM and BI subjects have this particular part where you have to write essays, I realised that I hate writing; because I was and still not good at it. My favourite BM teacher during primary, Cikgu Osman always told us to read more books and articles in the newspaper in order to write better. Trust me, I did, but my writings were always the the dull, boring one. Even my personal jurnal are boring.

After PMR, I decided to choose something to do with science that requires no essay or paper writings in my job later on plus, I'm an introvert, I dislike having myself in a large crowd. I took Food Science and Nutrition, and yay, everything was so straight forward. Tak perlu ayat bunga2 cinta. Tesis pun semua facts and theories. The work is in the lab most of the time, wearing labcoat, surrounded with chemicals and high-tech machine.. That's so me :)

And then...........

Almost 4 years ago, I chose what I'm doing now. Yang pada ketika itu, saya berada di persimpangan, ke kiri atau ke kanan dan saya pilih ini. Tiap hari tulis surat, buat paper dan adakalanya kena buat paper JM. Dapat pula bos dari bhg kabinet. Maka draf surat/paper saya semestinya asyik ade bunga2 cinta kaler merah.

And it was so hard for me to finish up my PPK paper. Last buat tulisan ilmiah ni mase DPA kot.

This can't go on forever. This work I'm doing now, do require writing skills, papers, reports, letters etc..

And in order to write better, I need to have facts and knowledge too. Tak boleh tulis kosong je. Kerje ini bukan macam buat kerja lab, masuk sample, ade result. Result pula yang sukar/tak boleh disangkal. Siapa nak bantah, pergi bantah orang yang cipta analyser tu. Kalau result salah, sama ada buat salah or alat rosak or alat tak calibrate betol. (oh rindunya perkataan calibrate :). Sekali run sample, bukan run sekali, paling kurang 3 kali. Jadi, peluang untuk salah sebab diri buat salah tu tipis.

Tapi, apa2 kerja pun ada dugaan dan cabarannya. Kawan saya Food Technologist kat Penang kate, "Boring ar keje, asyik run sample, pastu setahun mesti kena pergi kursus luar negara 3-4 kali setahun belajar teknologi baru. "Boring" gila." Chis, saja nak buat aku jeles.

Holding on to Wan's favourite quote, "regrets bring you nowhere, it won't change the past. So do something to make the present a much better place to live"

Baiklah.. Esok perlu lebih baik dari hari ini..

Business deal

I have bought Kaspersky Internet Security 2011 via online at their website. Not 1 but 3 licenses. I have not done any market survey on how much it costs out there (but 3 is much cheaper than buying just 1 when buying online). Anyhow, anyone who's interested to purchase, there are still 2 left. PM me at surayasukeri(at)gmail.com.

1 sold and 1 reserved..

I want my pc back

ok, a quick update..

Went to Temerloh for a short inspection at Hospital Temerloh 2 days ago. Disappointing result..

My bought-in-2007 CPU was infected with million gazillions virus, that it has to be taken to the "hospital" for 2 days. So yesterday and today, I'm using this EO's pc, which is tersangat lambat. Bile kite tengah ngelat kejap bukak blog ke, tetibe bos datang, memang akan kantoi sebab memang tak sempat nak minimize. Nak minimize pun amik mase almost 30 seconds.

For the past few months, many CPUs crashed because of virus. Therefore the IT dept couldn't provide me with any temporary CPU. They said we installed games and downloaded many things inside the PC which is the reason why it crasehd. Funny isn't it. Because I argued back, our PCs are set in such a way that we are unable to install anything without the Admin's password. And I backfired saying the antivirus isn't working or inefficient, maybe because it's a cheap one. Scan 2 times a week but still, so many pc crashed because of the same reason.

Feels like replacing the effing-Secure antivirus with Kaspersky..

PC korang gune antivirus ape??